Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Hilarious: Young Woman Lists The Top 10 Reasons Why She’s NOT A Democrat

Conservative Videos (via Allen West): "By George, I think she’s got it — check out this hilarious video of a recovering liberal, now conservative, stating her Top Ten Reasons why she’s no longer a Democrat. One thing is for certain, the younger generation in America is starting to realize that hopey changey thing ain’t working for them and their future. I guarantee you’ll bust a laugh with this one. Hat tip to @ellysa_maye and her exceptional use of social media to make her point."

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Friday, February 15, 2013

Super Bowl Parody Ad

God Didn’t Just Make Farmers. He Made Liberals, Too. Watch This Super Bowl Parody Ad. Read More......

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

On the mark or off the track?

25 Examples Of What America Would Be Like If Everyone Was A Liberal
25 Examples of What America Would Be Like if We Were All Christian Conservative Tea Partiers

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Let's Look on The Bright Side...

(Via Email/Hat tip: Birdie & Leo) - Sometimes, things are not as bad as they appear. Let's Look on The Bright Side ∴ Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine - Driving a stake through the heart of Hillary's Presidential aspirations, something no Republican was ever able to do. ∴ He saw the death of the Kennedy Dynasty - No more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. American women and freedom are safer tonight! ∴ He is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes!
    Dennis Moore had never lost a race - quit
    Evan Bayh had never lost a race - quit
    Byron Dorgan - had never lost a race - quit
    Harry Reid - bid for re-election doesn't look good
These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama has destroyed! By the end of 2010, dozens more will be!

In December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In the last two election cycles they had picked up 14 senate seats and 52 house seats. The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party.


In one year Obama put a stop to all of this, and will probably give the house (if not the senate)...back to the Republicans.

He has completely exposed liberals and progressives...for what they are.
Every generation seems to need to relearn the lesson on why they should never actually put liberals in charge. He is bringing home the lesson very well!

Liberals tax, borrow and spend - check
Liberals won't bring themselves to protect America - check
Liberals want to take over the economy - check
Liberals think they know what is best for everyone - check
Liberals aren't happy till they are running YOUR life - check

He has brought more Americans back to conservatism than anyone since Reagan. In one year he rejuvenated the Conservative Movement,and brought out to the streets... millions of Freedom Loving Americans.
Name me one other time in your life that you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in taking back America !

In all honesty, one year ago I was more afraid than I had ever been in my life. Not of the economy, but of the direction our country was going. I thought Americans had forgotten what this country was all about! My neighbors, friends, strangers proved to me that my lack of confidence of the greatness and wisdom of the American people was flat out wrong.

When the American People wake up, no smooth talking teleprompter reader can fool them! Obama woke up these Great Americans.

Thank you Obama!

So, Lets Recap "2009".........what a year!, would you not agree?
  1. The American people inaugurate a president with a total of 142 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state (city) in America...whose governors have been ousted from office. The President's first official act, is to order the close of Gitmo and make sure terrorist’s civil rights are not violated. (Honest mistake?)

  2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists. (An honest mistake?)

  3. The CIA Boss appointee, Leon Panetta, has absolutely no experience.

  4. We got the second most corrupt American woman (Pelosi is #1) as Secretary of State; bought and paid for. (You can put lipstick on a pig, but it still stinks!)

  5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who did not properly file his own taxes for 12 years. (He misspoke!)

  6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew...due to corruption charges. (Anotherhonest mistake?)

  7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer...who withdrew under charges. (Hmmm...Another screw-up?)

  8. A Labor Secretary nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct. (Ok, maybe this person was just plain stupid.)

  9. A Secretary HHS nominee (Daschle) who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes. (I'm running out of excuses for these idiots!!)

  10. Multiple appointments of former lobbyists after an absolute campaign statement that no lobbyists would be appointed. (Dear God, I am getting a headache!)
All this occurred just during the first three weeks... but who's counting?

America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges; Barry, Nancy and Harry and they are still trying to define stimulus..."it's spending!!!"

The congress passes the $800,000,000,000 (that's $800 billion) pork-loaded spending bill where the government gives you a smidgen of your tax dollars ($13 per week), making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated], that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV!

Here's the good news though - Obama took Air Force One to Denver to sign the stimulus package, wasting as much as 10,000 gallons of fuel...OR 24 JOBS FOR ONE YEAR!

Obama went to the International Olympic Committee to have them chooseChicago for a host city - he failed
Obama went to Copenhagen to lecture them on global warming - he failed
Obama went to New Jersey to promote the Democratic candidate for governor - he failed
Obama went to Virginia to promote the Democratic candidate for governor - he failed
Obama went to Massachusetts to promote the Democratic candidate for senator - he failed

Obama has now been president for a full year, and yet...he & wife (first lady) Michelle (the Christian family they claim to be), have not attended church since the inauguration.

Obama is the 1st president in history who did not attend any Christmas religious observance.He must miss Reverend Wright!


And finally, he is the 1st president to remain on vacation after a terrorist attack ( Ft. Hood ). And I'll not even mention the bungling of the oil clean-up..there are no words...... for playing golf, attending fund raisers and concerts..and did I mention playing golf...while refusing to retract the Jones Act which would have allowed foreign help to clean up the mess.

In these times, I'll keep my God, my freedom, my gun, and my money. Anyone who supports this insanity, can keep "THE CHANGE”



Every week that goes by picks up a few more that you can add to the above accomplishments! Appearing on that TV show, instead of addressing the Boy Scouts Convention, was the height of ? .... No words describe that one for me, and the Law suit against Ariz0na's assisting the Fed control their own (our US) borders (in AZ) is just plain stupid, IMO!

Care to do something about it, share this with others, and do your duty in November and vote, .... your choice!

William
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

If George Bush was an idiot...

If George W.. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed, to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W.. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador, when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word “advice” would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position for 32 or more Czars, who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent more than all the Presidents combined since George Washington, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can’t think of anything?

Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 10 months — so you’ll have 3 years and 2 months to come up with an answer.

(Hat tip: Brad)
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

White House Party Crashers

(Via Patriot Post) "President Obama was shown in photos Friday smiling with the couple who crashed his state dinner. The photos showed the husband, the wife and the president. If it's a crime to talk your way into the White House without a background check, all three of them could face charges." --comedian Argus Hamilton Read More......

Friday, October 23, 2009

Obama's War on Fox News Becomes a Quagmire (Humor)

THE PEOPLES CUBE, 10/20/2009 by Red Square - THE WHITE HOUSE: Despite the President's promise of a swift and decisive victory, Obama's War on Fox News has developed all signs of an unwinnable quagmire, making the White House even more isolated in its unilateral attempts to crush the growing media insurgency. As the war continues to grind on for a second month, public opinion is shifting towards a quick and complete withdrawal. While many observers still agree that the "War on Limbaugh" is a "just and necessary war," even the former supporters of the war effort are now labeling the War on Fox an "unnecessary war of choice" and claim that the cable channel had nothing to do with Obama's falling approval numbers. Read more at The People's Cube... Read More......

Friday, October 5, 2007

Cox & Forkum taking a "final bow"

Cox & Forkum, October 3, 2007
Comment: Best wishes to John & Allen, the talented duo of conservative editorial cartoon fame. Thanks for the insight the wit and the humor. Cox & Forkum will be sorely missed!

A few excerpts by Allen, September 30, 2007 - "With mixed emotions I announce: John and I will no longer be producing editorial cartoons. John will continue posting his work at his blog, John Cox Art, and he and I will continue working together on various projects, but there will be no more regularly scheduled editorial cartoons. The [Cox & Forkum], Web site will remain running indefinitely, as a means to market our books and as an archive of our work."

[...] "Let me start by saying that quitting editorial cartooning has been one of my toughest decisions. Having such a creative outlet for expressing my opinions is immensely satisfying. It's an art form I've admired for decades, so I do not take lightly having the opportunity to work in the medium and to have that work seen by others. One of my proudest moments came soon after 9/11 when I held in my hands our first published cartoon. It was easy to feel useless, even helpless, in the weeks and months following the attacks. But to be able to fight in the battle of ideas was empowering."

[...] "I also want to stop focusing so much of my creative energy on negative aspects of daily life. There's still an ideological battle to be fought, not to mention an actual war, and I will stay engaged in some form and medium. But at this point, anything seems more appealing than immersing myself in the sewer of daily politics."
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Sunday, May 6, 2007

PC TAX: Not what you'd think

New Criterion, May 5, 2007 – Roger Kimball wrote,
Department of Euphemism Abatement: Here is an idea I offer gratis and for nothing to all those socialistically-inclined politicians looking for novel ways to tax people. What I have in mind is a tax on the public utterance of politically correct euphemism. Why not? Great Britain used to tax windows, for heavens sake. Why not euphemism? Like the tax on tobacco, this tax would have the triple advantage that modern bureaucrats look for in their efforts to expropriate your property: it would 1. fill the government's coffers; 2. deprive people of more of their hard-earned dollars, thus increasing their dependence on the state; and 3. reinforce everyone's sense of self-righteousness--though in distinction to the tax on tobacco, a tax on politically correct euphemism would conduce only to one's practice of truthfulness, one's mental as distinct from one's physical well being. Continued...
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